January 2011
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jealouskills:
“Hey, we’re Paramore!”
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Twilight Books Summary
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin (via kari-shma)
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At school,
When you arrive
When you’re in a class full of annoying peers
When someone you don’t even know insults you
When the teacher calls on you
When you see that one girl you hate
When you get lots of homework
EVERYDAY.
with no exact destination: I’m a liar because I... →
candelacupayolo:
I’m a liar because I wont tell you everything I’m stupid because sometimes im wrong I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect I’m a pushover because I like making people happy I’m a loser because I’m a not friend with your group I’m fake because I’m too nice I’m weird because I’m not like you I’m fat…
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i dont need a boyfriend
sineatsworld:
-deathorglory-:
i’ve got a day to remember thats all i’ll ever need.
and Paramore too
If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn't...
cookiesandwater:
I LOVE MY MOM.Instant reblog not going to take the chance.
Death ain’t touching my momma duke!
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“You escape like a runaway train,
off the tracks and down again.
My hearts...”
– Hayley Williams and Taylor York
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